B-Boy Limping

Tonight I made a new friend
January 14, 2010, 1:05 am
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His name is Tomo.

He is fancy.

But he didn’t cook this delicious dinner.

That was the amazing and talented Jen.

After dinner over cigars (his suggestion) I asked Tomo where he stood on the whole Leno/Conan issue. He said “Rowr rowr roooowwwwrrrrr!” which roughly translates to “Team Conan! What the hell is Jeff Zucker thinking?

Also, I like Triumph the Insult Comic dog. I think we could be friends. And also, I like to lick myself. Woof.”

Good talk.

(Bad Photoshop.)

zeke in the snow
December 20, 2009, 10:14 am
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Astoria Park, 12/20/09.

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof


(bye bye.)

wanna see a happy puppy?
July 29, 2009, 11:31 am
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One day on a trip to the park with Princess Peaches, we walked past the swings and  heard children squealing with glee. Peaches took note of the squeals: her ears perked up and her tail started wagging that vigorous wag that wriggles the whole back side of her body. “Rowr rowr rowr?” she asked. “Can I get on?”

“Rowr rowrrrrr rowr row,” I answered, nodding my head.

Although I had my doubts that this was a good idea, I unhooked her leash, took off her diamond-studded tiara, and put her in. And that, my friends is what you see here.

THIS is the face of a happy puppy.

(Oh, and I have no idea who that guy is.)