Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: "you are TV royalty and you're walking around town in this crap!", blossom, mayim bialik, What Not To Wear
It’s apparently this:
[EW via Erin C.]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: alaska, beards, where will he go from here?
His name is David Travers, and he is from Alaska.
His beard was made into the shape of a snowshoe. The weaving took him 90 minutes.
No word yet on whether a trip to Disney World is scheduled for the future.
(Guy in the pink suit wuz robbed.)
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: batman, darth vader, ninja, pirate, puppies, scrappy doo, these poor animals
Round one: tough puppies.
Ninja puppy silently judges you to death. Also, he is a ninja and has mad skills.
After giving them a coy over-the-shoulder look, Pirate puppy questions his opponents on synonyms for “pirate’s treasure.” When they say “booty” he barks “And that’s just what I’m gonna kick!”
Batman puppy is tired. “Am I Bruce Wayne? Am I Batman? A puppy? Oy, I give up, you win, yada yada. I’m just gonna take a nap.”
Darth Vader puppy is the Dark Lord of the Sith and all but for the winner of this round I’m gonna go with …
Scrappy-Doo. This kid’s been blamed for the downfall of his uncle’s show, so he’s got something to prove. Plus, he’s got a catchphrase. And crazy-eyes. Do yourself a favor and stay out of his way.
Runner-up: Ninja puppy. For his mad skills.
Feel free to disagree with me.
…because I know she’ll like it, and I love my mom, so deal with it.
Okay. Here we go.
Hey mom, look, babies! Aren’t they silly and cute? Especially these guys below:
These babies are friends.
This baby will taste delicious brushed with butter.
This baby does not want to hear any of the crap grownups have to say.
This baby thinks he’s Batman. He is delusional. Also, he forgot the rest of the outfit.
This baby will kill you.
Baby, stop kidding yourself. You don’t know how to read.
This baby is the best baby because he is a b-boy. Boyeeeeeeee!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!
You belong together.
Why are those people in the background just sitting there? Can’t they see he’s in pain?
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: californication, ed westwick, joel mchale, vampires
1. Joel McHale’s pilot “The Community” got picked up by NBC for the Fall season. It also stars Chevy Chase (!!!) and actually doesn’t look too bad:
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2. Ed Westwick is going to guest star on “Californication” as a vampire-obsessed student. My feelings are pretty clear about this one: I. Cannot. Wait.
Yay!
This is for a certain someone that is currently entrenched in finals. Take a break, baby, and watch this NPR piece on dancing animals:
Two things I love about this: 1) that the scientists watched over 5,000 YouTube videos for this study and 2) that Snowball dances to the Backstreet Boys.
Animals! They’re just like us!
[NPR]
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Glad they didn’t forget the hispanic people. Or the all people.
It’s a real ad that’s supposed to be kind of a parody. But it misses the mark, no?
Or is it awesome? I can’t tell.
[AdFreak]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: jesus, let's move to florida and get these plates, sunshine state
So there’s a minor uproar currently going on about the latest proposed Florida vanity license plates, which depicts Jesus on a cross. Separation of church and state, morbid illustration, why is Jesus blonde, blah blah blah. Over at Buzzfeed they’re getting creative and making their own plates (which you can also do here). Some good ones below, after the original.
The OG:
The Will Ferrell:
The Bea Arthur (RIP):
The some cat in a container:
and mine (crappy Photoshop job, but you get the point):
But while these are amazing, the winner of the modified Jesus plate has to be Best Week Ever, who saw the potential in the vanity plate abbreviated profanity format. Stick an image of Jesus in the background and voilà:
Really? Jesus loves tofu? Woulda pegged him as more of a fish guy, but I guess this plate kinda covers both bases…
(I’m going to hell for this)
B-Boy Limping 
