B-Boy Limping

Scenes from the Hipster Puppy Pageant

You like my emo butt stars?

Well I dig your retro phone, mama.

I go both ways…

…if you know what I mean.

Ironic Lampshade is the name of my band.

I wonder if anyone can smell my fart.





I just took a dump over there I’m so hipster American Apparel on my butt aaaaaaahhhhhh.

My headphones aren’t even plugged in.

Goin’ to a rave right after this.

[whispering] Fuck you.

I only know three chords but I make up for it with style.

Hey girrrrl, wanna get out of here and grab a bite? I brought my own PBR.

Fine, whatever, look, I have a show I’ve got to get to.

No, it’s cool, you’re not on the list anyway.

[whispering] Fuck you.

[Hipster Puppy Pageant, powerHouse Books, 8/25/2011]

What is this doggie eating?
January 10, 2011, 8:58 am
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I’ll show you!



Hand modeling by the lovely Jen Lam.

August 21, 2010, 5:56 am
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This baby is scared someone will ask for his papers
July 2, 2010, 3:37 pm
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Happy Fourth of July you guys!

This is how New Yorkers celebrate Easter
April 4, 2010, 7:57 pm
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Today at the Easter parade on Fifth Ave., which for some doubles as a second Halloween:

They don’t give awards for outfits, so I’ve decided to do it myself. But first, let’s say hi to Stan:

Hi Stan.

“Hi guys.”

Okay, third place goes to the guy on the left, who not only shows off some shapely legs in that hot polka-dot number, but has constructed a delicious-looking tower of cake and stuffed bunnies:


Second place goes to this lady (yes it’s a lady), because I couldn’t figure out how she wasn’t toppling over. Double points because it was about 70 degrees out today:

And  first place goes to this guy, who was just so darn cute:

(Honorable mention.)

Who should I hang out with on St. Patrick’s Day?
March 15, 2010, 8:06 am
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I wanna have the best time possible, and I have a few choices. Who should I pick?

This guy looks like he’d find all the good food (which is always a plus)…

But this guy looks like he’d be a lot of fun. Problem is, he’s always bumping into things.

These two are just whores, always asking if I want to double my fun. (Ew.)

And this lady’s a huge bitch. But I guess you’d be too if you had a shamrock shaved into your ass.

This little pup is super-awesome, but he’s just such a lightweight,

And this bro’s just just so serious about the whole thing.

Oh well, guess I’m hanging with this guy again. But I think it’s pretty obvious why:

Yup, definitely the right choice.

What do you think?

This is what it looks like when you try to put the ‘stache on puppies

Feisty, feisty puppies.


Lazlo wants to eat it…


…and Zeke thinks it’s a hat.

this is zeke
March 22, 2009, 8:38 pm
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He is a puppy wonder. Also pictured is Kristen.