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You like my emo butt stars?
Well I dig your retro phone, mama.
I go both ways…
…if you know what I mean.
Ironic Lampshade is the name of my band.
I wonder if anyone can smell my fart.
BORED.
DRUNK.
HIGH.
WHAT IS LIFE.
I just took a dump over there I’m so hipster American Apparel on my butt aaaaaaahhhhhh.
My headphones aren’t even plugged in.
Goin’ to a rave right after this.
[whispering] Fuck you.
I only know three chords but I make up for it with style.
Hey girrrrl, wanna get out of here and grab a bite? I brought my own PBR.
Fine, whatever, look, I have a show I’ve got to get to.
No, it’s cool, you’re not on the list anyway.
…
[whispering] Fuck you.
[Hipster Puppy Pageant, powerHouse Books, 8/25/2011]
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I’ll show you!
Yaaaaay.
Hand modeling by the lovely Jen Lam.
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Happy Fourth of July you guys!
Filed under: New York, puppy puppy puppy oy! oy! oy! | Tags: send Cadbury eggs
Today at the Easter parade on Fifth Ave., which for some doubles as a second Halloween:
They don’t give awards for outfits, so I’ve decided to do it myself. But first, let’s say hi to Stan:
Hi Stan.
“Hi guys.”
Okay, third place goes to the guy on the left, who not only shows off some shapely legs in that hot polka-dot number, but has constructed a delicious-looking tower of cake and stuffed bunnies:
Mmmmmmmm.
Second place goes to this lady (yes it’s a lady), because I couldn’t figure out how she wasn’t toppling over. Double points because it was about 70 degrees out today:
And first place goes to this guy, who was just so darn cute:
(Honorable mention.)
I wanna have the best time possible, and I have a few choices. Who should I pick?
This guy looks like he’d find all the good food (which is always a plus)…
But this guy looks like he’d be a lot of fun. Problem is, he’s always bumping into things.
These two are just whores, always asking if I want to double my fun. (Ew.)
And this lady’s a huge bitch. But I guess you’d be too if you had a shamrock shaved into your ass.
This little pup is super-awesome, but he’s just such a lightweight,
And this bro’s just just so serious about the whole thing.
Oh well, guess I’m hanging with this guy again. But I think it’s pretty obvious why:
Yup, definitely the right choice.
What do you think?
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Feisty, feisty puppies.
Lazlo wants to eat it…
…and Zeke thinks it’s a hat.
B-Boy Limping 
