B-Boy Limping


So Sigur Rós is Selling a Scented Candle
February 26, 2013, 9:40 am
Filed under: Music, oy oy oy | Tags: , , , ,

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Which “SMELL[s] OF SIGUR ROS’S STUDIO, WHILE THEY GO ABOUT THE QUASI-MYSTICAL BUSINESS OF MAKING THE MAGIC HAPPEN…THIS CANDLE BURNS FOR 35 EVOCATIVE HOURS OF “INSTANT ICELAND”, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.”

Or something like that. I bet it’s good for band farts.

But you know who’s probably kicking themselves over the missed opportunity? Candlebox. I could speculate about what their candle would smell like, but all roads would probably lead to: sadness. About being left “Far Behind.”

(Boom!)

[Official Site]

P.S. I could have also gone with Candlemass, but I didn’t. This is a cool photo tho.
P.P.S. Sabbath probably has no idea this exists.



Postcard From Arkansas
February 3, 2013, 1:15 pm
Filed under: oy oy oy, Theater

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#home



So Danny Brown was Booed at Last Night’s XXL Freshman Show

…But I think it was only because the crowd was jealous of his awesome fashion sense.

Seriously, what the crap was up with that? First of all, SO LAME. Second, he was like, the only one on the lineup I was excited about seeing. And third: I kinda really do want that sweatsuit.

[At the Best Buy Theater, 4/9/12]



Axl’s hats

At the Guns n’ Roses gig at Hiro Ballroom last night.


Black Hat


camera phones.


White Hat

WINKLEVOSS.


No Hat


Ecstasyyyyyy.

[Set list]



Last Night Luke Jenner crawled all over the furniture at Rose Bar

Maybe because his wife doesn’t let him do it at home? You know, bad example for the kid and whatnot.

Devising his plan


Hoppin’ on the drum kit

“Con…cen… trate…”


Andruzzi break!

“It’s nice up here!”

“I bet the view’s even better if I stand up.”

“Watch out for the candles!”

[Check out their new vid for “In the Grace of Your Love here, featuring some fly dance moves.]
[Rose Bar]



“Magic!”
February 12, 2012, 11:27 pm
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, oy oy oy

The model on the right is so totally scared right now.

[At Imitation of Christ’s NYFW presentation, 2/12, Buddakan]



Holiday shoppin’

You guys, it’s already December! I seriously need to get started on my holiday shopping. Luckily Warner Bros. Records has made it so easy for me to find the perfect gift for every member of my family.

I think my dad would dig these  Mastodon steins because he 1) loves porcelain, 2) is a huge fan of metal, and 3) drinks beer. They’re basically perfect!

My mother, on the other hand, is a candy fiend who dreams of being surrounded by babies (or so it seems like when she’s all like “when are you having babies?” Huh? HUH???), so I think for her these Flaming Lips gummy fetuses will work just fine. They’re edible AND have a USB drive with a new song embedded in the cranium.

I hope she likes them, because these puppies are gonna run me $150. Ouch.

My sister is a little trickier to shop for. However, she’s a gardener who also loves New Wave, so I think this Devo “Energy Dome” hat / upside down flower pot should do the trick.

And my brother-in-law is a piece of cake. He wishes he were a Southern rapper but he also has to go to work in an office every day (borrringggg), so these temporary Gucci Mane face tatts and Brick Squad bandanna are just what he needs for his weekend carousing:


Just like Gucci!

But guys, I deserve a present too. We all know I love smooth crooners, especially Canadian ones, and am all about underwear that looks like it doesn’t breathe. Obviously, these are perfect:

Michael Bublé knows just what a girl wants.

Happy Holidays!

[Marketwire]



Here are some pictures of Ira Glass getting wasted
September 18, 2011, 12:32 pm
Filed under: Comedy, New York, oy oy oy, Weird Science | Tags: ,

At the “Drunk” themed Talent Show last night at the Bell House, part of the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival.

(a.k.a sort of the best thing ever.)


Shot!


Shot!


Shot!

Regret!

Arm wrestling!

Bantering (out of turn) with Rachel Maddow!

Heckling sober comedian Dan St. Germain!


At the bottom of a human pyramid!


Getting helped up by his beautiful wife!

“More please.”

Cheers.

[The Bell House, 9/17/2011]



I’m not usually one for sports movies,

But last night I saw a screening of Fake it So Real, a documentary about amateur wrestling at a Rooftop Films screening in Williamsburg.  And now I”ll  pretty much ONLY watch sports movies. Specifically, ones about wrestling.

More specifically, ones that  have real live wrestling matches after, with subjects from the film, preferably dudes from North Carolina who have awesome stage characters based around the size of their ass and enter the ring to “Baby Got Back.”

Yes, it’ll limit my choices, but I believe it’s worth it.

I mean, am I wrong?

Ass photo courtesy of the kind folks at Sailor Jerry rum.



OFWGKTA at Pitchfork SWAGGGGGG

I’M TYLER SO I HAVE A PENIS CAST DUH SWAG


RAPPIN’ FROM MY CHAIR SWAG


I’MA MAKE YOU ALL SALUTE ME SWAG


THEN I’M GONNA SURF  WITH MY CAST ON  SWAG


MY LOLLIPOP IS GOOD IT’S CHERRY THAT IS MY FAVORITE  BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE ANY GUM IN THE MIDDLE AND THAT MAKES ME SAD SWAG


ALSO, I LIKE TO SURF TOO SWAG

GOT ME SOME CRUTCHES SWAGGGGG

GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE–BUT NOT YOU VIP SECTION JOURNALISTS OR PHOTOGRAPHERS, Y’ALL SUCK THAT’S WHY WE DIDN’T LET ANY OF YOU GUYS IN THE  PIT EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE TOLD IT WAS SO YOU “DIDN’T GET HURT”  –SWAG


HODGY GETS A HUG SWAG

(AWWWWWWWWWWWWW … SWAG)

Odd Future, Chicago, 7/17/2011