Filed under: art, Hello boysssss, Music, Nature!, New York | Tags: beastie boys, somewhere in Brooklyn
… with Reddi Whip topping.
Filed under: Hello boysssss, Husband hunting, Nature! | Tags: never actually went to one of these when i lived in Arkansas, PBR, still conflicted, wouldn't it be funny to walk around New York with these guys?
At Madison Square Garden this weekend.
Guys, look at all the cowboys! And such gentlemen. Not one minute after we walked in, two lads in tight jeans offered to get us drinks from the open bar.
But they made it too easy. I need a chase. First I had my eye on this vision in blue:
But he was way more into his beer than me.
Then this stud caught my eye:
But I think he was with the lady next to him (or dude behind him). Either way, he was taken.
This guy was too all about business:
And this dude just wanted to joust:
This guy’s built Ford tough (and you need to be, to put up with me, amirite fellas?), so he could totally work…
But. You guys. I think above all I need someone that can make me laugh. Someone that doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Someone that can dance:
And can help me with my makeup:
Maybe I found him?
Some folks think a hurricane is the perfect time to find a hurricane boyfriend, but I need more than someone to make out with when I’m stuck in my borough. I need someone to protect me from falling tree branches:
Or provide for me when all the bread is gone from the grocery store:
YOU GUYS I NEED M’ BREAD FOR M’ SAMMIES AND M’ FRENCH TOAST.
I need a Hurricane Husband.
So, today I went out looking for one in Astoria Park. And I found some good candidates!
I like this guy ’cause he’s a daredevil. But he’s too much of a loner.
This guy has a sweet ride. Which he’s using to get away from me.
The one in the red is hot, but he’s always with his bros.
Never mind, because I think I found my winner:
Because, duh. He has his own boat.
But I had to look up what K2-Spice was.
My being old or whatever aside, I still think they could have made a smoother transition in the ad. I mean, it’s a pretty big leap now, right?
R2-D2 was (um, is?) kid friendly
RJD2 makes the kids dance
R.J. Spice (who exists, I looked it up) means nothing to kids
Scary Spice (not a necessary link but I think it’s appropriate in this case) is kid-scary
K2-Spice is KID DEADLY.
There you have it! Much more logical.
Yr WELCOME, drugfreeNJ.org.
Can you take the picture pleaaaasssseeee…
… So I can get back to my dancing?