B-Boy Limping


Fiona Apple looked at me this weekend…
June 28, 2012, 7:53 am
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, Music, sometimes i like to do things with dolls

And then she went back to singing.

BUT I CAN STILL FEEL HER LOOKING YOU GUYSSSSSSSS.

Now I’m gonna do something really immature:


La la la la la

Ugh, who farted you guys? Tryin’ to sing here.


Breathe, Apple. Keep it together.


 I can’t even look at you right now.


Just kidding! La la la la la

[At Governor’s Ball, Randall’s Island, 6/24]



We weren’t supposed to take pictures but…
March 6, 2012, 8:49 am
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, Music, New York | Tags:

Björk at Roseland Ballroom, 3/5.



“Magic!”
February 12, 2012, 11:27 pm
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, oy oy oy

The model on the right is so totally scared right now.

[At Imitation of Christ’s NYFW presentation, 2/12, Buddakan]



These two should date
January 21, 2012, 9:59 am
Filed under: art, Hey Ladieesss!


“Old Self: Portrait of the Artist as He Will (Not) Be,” circa 2010, by Evan Penny. Currently hanging in the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, Bentonville, Arkansas.

“Stephanie” (Seymour) a.k.a. “Trophy Wife”, 2003, by Maurizio Cattelan. Commissioned by [husband] Peter Brant, hanging in the Guggenheim as part of the Cattelan retrospective until, oh, tomorrow.

I think they’d have a good time together, don’t you? Poor Stephanie deserves a man who doesn’t put her on display. Literallyyyyyyy

Also, you guys, WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT HER. Next time.



Mind in the Gutter
November 29, 2011, 5:40 am
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, New York

“Thanks for the ball!” Oh wait, THAT’S NOT WHAT IT SAYS.

(Sorry. Also, what?)

[Bowlmor, University Place]



Did you guys know that Kathy Griffin was dating someone?
November 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
Filed under: Comedy, Hey Ladieesss!, New York

And that he is 33 (or something? Unless I got that wrong and she is dating the Old Spice guy, in which case he is 37)? She is 51. Go Kathy Griffin.

Here she is at Carnegie Hall last Saturday as part of the New York Comedy Festival.


Tellin’ jokes.

Also “internationally acclaimed personal finance expert” Suze Orman was in the audience. I just wrote that so my mother wouldn’t get bored with this post.


Bye Kathy Griffin. Also, DAMN.

[Carnegie Hall, 11/12/11]



I wish Venus Williams would design like, real dresses
August 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, New York | Tags:

Because this is SO ADORABLE, right?

And the back!! With lace! I can’t even stand it I want it so bad.

Tony Bennett loved it, of course (see if you can find him).

And Bridget Moynahan would love it but she was too busy drinking all the booze.*

(A lady after my own heart.)


Federer can’t understand why nobody cares about what he’s wearing.

Sigh.  BECAUSE IT’S ALL GRAY, ROGER. THAT IS NOT INTERESTING.

At least Anna still loves you.

*Naaaah. She was signing them for charity.

[U.S. Open Day 1, 8/29/2011)



The Radio Host and the Rookie

Ira Glass and Tavi Gevinson, last night at The Talent Show‘s tribute to Sassy Magazine.

 



Erin and Ryan had a wedding

And it was so great, you guys.

The lovely bride:

Laughin’:

Friendz:

Boys, if you want to score points with the woman you are eventually going to marry (and/or just make every other dude look soooo baddd), make her flowers:

Like, from scratch, on like your second date (I know, right? WHAT? I can’t even handle it):


Headin’ out to the first dance:

And where I was for most of the afternoon:

Congrats you two! You made me cry but really, it’s cool. I had something in my eye that needed to get out anyway.

Los Angeles, 6/25/2011

P.S.:

Remind me to tell you about the time we tried to tie James’s bow tie using instructions from the internet but it didn’t work (they were too harrrdddd) so then we asked all the old guys we could find but none of them knew so then we asked the tailor across the street but they didn’t know but they directed James to “Frank” next door and Frank turned out to be the gay dude who worked at the hairdresser but he didn’t know either, but the older lady whose hair he was shampooing did and she was the one that eventually tied James’s tie.

Really, don’t forget to remind me. It’s pretty absurd.



Kelly Clarkson shook her stuff for The Boys and Girls Club
July 2, 2011, 9:32 pm
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, Music, New York

Sponsored by Tupperware. Tiny show at the Highline Ballroom, good cause, super fun courtesy of the OG AI star with *still* the most mass appeal. Also happened at the end of May (I really should update this blog more often).

Fun fact: Kelly’s birthday is only two days before mine. We should really be buds. Also, she wanted everyone to know she’s not a lesbian (“I’m flattered, but I like me some boys”) which is disappointing, because I would def hit that.

Anyway, here she is:

And here are her adorable bare feet:

Here’s the setlist:

And here’s Jori, who was super-excited for “Since U Been Gone” (okay, that was me, but really!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!– more where that came from)

Also excited about “Since U Been Gone?” Gabourey Sidibe:

In fact, she was pretty excited about everything.

And why shouldn’t she be? It was a night of greatest hits awesomeness.

And at the end, some sailors crashed the party  which did not suck. Sadly, no pictures, but I’ll let you imagine it.

……..

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)