B-Boy Limping

Sweeter than a Cherry Pie…
May 4, 2013, 6:45 pm
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… with Reddi Whip topping.


[Twitter/NY Parks Dept]

V-Day Gift Idea
February 3, 2013, 10:44 am
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Banksy’s “Love Rat.” Just $3500 (reserve) and this 1 (of 600) can be yours!

Perfect for my art-loving mole-person boyfriend.

[Get you one]

Jobs in the East Village
March 6, 2012, 10:23 am
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Outside 5Pointz
February 28, 2012, 8:03 am
Filed under: art, Music, New York

Long Island City, 2/25.

What should I buy from the Damien Hirst Spot Paintings gift shop?
January 22, 2012, 1:07 am
Filed under: art, New York

There’s so much to choose from!

Should I go with a t-shirt?

Or a mug for m’ cubicle? There’s a surprise spot a the bottom for when I finish m’ tea:

Never mind you guys, I think I found it:

Just what every b-boy needs. Cuff links! And what a steal for only $28.

At the Gagosian, 1/21/2012.

These two should date
January 21, 2012, 9:59 am
Filed under: art, Hey Ladieesss!

“Old Self: Portrait of the Artist as He Will (Not) Be,” circa 2010, by Evan Penny. Currently hanging in the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, Bentonville, Arkansas.

“Stephanie” (Seymour) a.k.a. “Trophy Wife”, 2003, by Maurizio Cattelan. Commissioned by [husband] Peter Brant, hanging in the Guggenheim as part of the Cattelan retrospective until, oh, tomorrow.

I think they’d have a good time together, don’t you? Poor Stephanie deserves a man who doesn’t put her on display. Literallyyyyyyy

Also, you guys, WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT HER. Next time.

One of these things is not like the others
August 25, 2011, 8:55 am
Filed under: art, New York, sometimes i like to do things with dolls

Can you spot it?

Sad cyclops.

Portrait sculpture at the Noguchi Museum.

Pizza Cone!
July 25, 2011, 8:31 am
Filed under: art, New York, Public Service Announcement | Tags:

Pizza Cone!

Pizza Cone…


Pizza Cone!

Demonstrated by the lovely Kristen Watson Adsit, Long Island City, 7/24/2011

Somebody put Baby in a corner
March 15, 2011, 7:28 am
Filed under: art, New York



“Scratchin’ my butt”
March 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Filed under: art, New York, sometimes i like to do things with dolls