Scenes from the Hipster Puppy Pageant
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August 26, 2011, 9:28 am
Filed under: New York, puppy puppy puppy oy! oy! oy!, sometimes i like to do things with dolls, Theater, Weird Science
Filed under: New York, puppy puppy puppy oy! oy! oy!, sometimes i like to do things with dolls, Theater, Weird Science
You like my emo butt stars?
Well I dig your retro phone, mama.
I go both ways…
…if you know what I mean.
Ironic Lampshade is the name of my band.
I wonder if anyone can smell my fart.
BORED.
DRUNK.
HIGH.
WHAT IS LIFE.
I just took a dump over there I’m so hipster American Apparel on my butt aaaaaaahhhhhh.
My headphones aren’t even plugged in.
Goin’ to a rave right after this.
[whispering] Fuck you.
I only know three chords but I make up for it with style.
Hey girrrrl, wanna get out of here and grab a bite? I brought my own PBR.
Fine, whatever, look, I have a show I’ve got to get to.
No, it’s cool, you’re not on the list anyway.
…
[whispering] Fuck you.
[Hipster Puppy Pageant, powerHouse Books, 8/25/2011]
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