Filed under: Film, Nature!, New York, oy oy oy | Tags: oh also pat mahoney and nancy whang from LCD Soundsystem were there they love wrestling so much
But last night I saw a screening of Fake it So Real, a documentary about amateur wrestling at a Rooftop Films screening in Williamsburg. And now I”ll pretty much ONLY watch sports movies. Specifically, ones about wrestling.
More specifically, ones that have real live wrestling matches after, with subjects from the film, preferably dudes from North Carolina who have awesome stage characters based around the size of their ass and enter the ring to “Baby Got Back.”
Yes, it’ll limit my choices, but I believe it’s worth it.
I mean, am I wrong?
Ass photo courtesy of the kind folks at Sailor Jerry rum.
Filed under: Hey Ladieesss!, New York | Tags: i wish i could revel in the nostalgia but the truth is i never read the magazine
Filed under: Hello boysssss, Hey Ladieesss!, Nature! | Tags: yes it is again a month later at least i am consistent
And it was so great, you guys.
The lovely bride:
Boys, if you want to score points with the woman you are eventually going to marry (and/or just make every other dude look soooo baddd), make her flowers:
Like, from scratch, on like your second date (I know, right? WHAT? I can’t even handle it):
Headin’ out to the first dance:
And where I was for most of the afternoon:
Congrats you two! You made me cry but really, it’s cool. I had something in my eye that needed to get out anyway.
Los Angeles, 6/25/2011
Remind me to tell you about the time we tried to tie James’s bow tie using instructions from the internet but it didn’t work (they were too harrrdddd) so then we asked all the old guys we could find but none of them knew so then we asked the tailor across the street but they didn’t know but they directed James to “Frank” next door and Frank turned out to be the gay dude who worked at the hairdresser but he didn’t know either, but the older lady whose hair he was shampooing did and she was the one that eventually tied James’s tie.
Really, don’t forget to remind me. It’s pretty absurd.
Filed under: art, New York, Public Service Announcement | Tags: it was actually quite delicious
Pizza Cone LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Demonstrated by the lovely Kristen Watson Adsit, Long Island City, 7/24/2011
Filed under: Hello boysssss, Music, oy oy oy | Tags: golf wang, nihilism nihilism nihilism, stabbed with a pitchfork
I’M TYLER SO I HAVE A PENIS CAST DUH SWAG
RAPPIN’ FROM MY CHAIR SWAG
I’MA MAKE YOU ALL SALUTE ME SWAG
THEN I’M GONNA SURF WITH MY CAST ON SWAG
MY LOLLIPOP IS GOOD IT’S CHERRY THAT IS MY FAVORITE BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE ANY GUM IN THE MIDDLE AND THAT MAKES ME SAD SWAG
ALSO, I LIKE TO SURF TOO SWAG
GOT ME SOME CRUTCHES SWAGGGGG
GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE–BUT NOT YOU VIP SECTION JOURNALISTS OR PHOTOGRAPHERS, Y’ALL SUCK THAT’S WHY WE DIDN’T LET ANY OF YOU GUYS IN THE PIT EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE TOLD IT WAS SO YOU “DIDN’T GET HURT” –SWAG
HODGY GETS A HUG SWAG
(AWWWWWWWWWWWWW … SWAG)
Odd Future, Chicago, 7/17/2011
Filed under: Music | Tags: c'mon guys it wasn't *that* bad, i'm not supposed to like you but i do
“I bet he only plays stuff from Travistan, just to fuck with us.”
(For reference, Pitchfork’s amazing 0.0 rating of the solo album of Travis Morrison, lead singer of the Dismemberment Plan.)
The Dismemberment Plan, Chicago, 7/16/2011.
Filed under: Music, New York | Tags: she played a cover of Rolling in The Deep and forgot the words but it was kind of adorable
At Castle Clinton. Right before my camera conked out.
What did I shoot right before it died? Well, I’ll show you.
Look at the sky. Isn’t it pretty? And those buldings. Shiny!
And of course the stage WITH NOBODY ON IT.
Also can’t forget this nondescript building. It’s obviously the most important thing ever ever ever.
(Oyyyyyyyy. This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to have nice things. Good show, though.)
[Related: So, Iggy Pop stage dove at Carnegie Hall…]