Spider-man made me uncomfortable…
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…today at the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade.
I mean, I guess it was sort of my fault? He was shy at first, and woulda just floated on by, but I had to say something.
“Hi Spider-Man, what’s up. I’m B-Boy.”
“Oh, hey gurl. That’s a cool name.”
Awesome. Spider-Man and I were totally gonna make out. But then, guys, he creeps up a little more, and:
BAM! Ass in my face. For like, a minute.
“Like what you see gurl?”
“Um…”
I didn’t know what to do, so I closed my eyes.
And when I opened them again, he was gone.
…
Happy Thanksgiving!
P.S. The building on the left is The Dakota. John Lennon fans know what I’m sayin’.
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