B-Boy Limping

This is a picture of Erin rapping

She’s doing OPP at the Hip Hop Karaoke Championships last Friday.

She wasn’t performing, though (I WISH). She was just in the audience.

But this guy was performing:

And this guy had lots of friends in the audience:

Which was good, because these guys were judging, and they were haaarrrsh:

Hot 97 DJ Peter Rosenberg, Buckshot, and Big Daddy Kane.

I think I’m gonna enter next year. Only problem is, they don’t let you do “Ice, Ice, Baby,” and that’s sorta my jam.

Maybe they’ll change the rules for me?

[2010 Hip Hop Karaoke Championship ]

Yesterday I went furniture shopping in a dungeon
January 22, 2010, 9:24 am
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… a BDSM dungeon called Pandora’s Box. I think I got some good stuff!

This would make a good hammock, right? And it’ll fit snug in the corner.

This is a nice, sturdy chair for when guests come over. Bonus foot rest!

This I’ll use when my bathroom is occupied…

and use this metal thing it comes with to catch, I guess.

I’ll put this in the extra bedroom,

and use this when I’m just hanging out.

Well guys, what do you think? Good choices? ‘Cause there’s always IKEA…

Pick one or whatever
January 18, 2010, 12:34 pm
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Julian Casablancas is:
a) the lead singer of the Strokes
b) 31 years old and about to be a father
c) the nemesis of mic stands everywhere
d) a little hippy, but it probably wouldn’t show if he didn’t wear tight leather pants

Julian Casablancas has:
a) released a solo album called “Phrazes for the Young”
b) an enviable studded (and embroidered?) motorcycle jacket
c) captured the hearts of pubescent boys and hormonal ladies alike
d) made out with your mom

Julian Casablancas, Terminal 5, 1/15/10. He played “I Wish It Was Christmas Today”. And apparently Ke$ha was there.

Tonight I made a new friend
January 14, 2010, 1:05 am
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His name is Tomo.

He is fancy.

But he didn’t cook this delicious dinner.

That was the amazing and talented Jen.

After dinner over cigars (his suggestion) I asked Tomo where he stood on the whole Leno/Conan issue. He said “Rowr rowr roooowwwwrrrrr!” which roughly translates to “Team Conan! What the hell is Jeff Zucker thinking?

Also, I like Triumph the Insult Comic dog. I think we could be friends. And also, I like to lick myself. Woof.”

Good talk.

(Bad Photoshop.)

Some dude’s junk was in my face
January 10, 2010, 11:31 pm
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9th Annual No Pants subway ride, 1/10/10.

[Improv Everywhere]

Michael asks:
January 1, 2010, 8:58 am
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“Um, guys? How did I get up in this tree?

And where the heck is my shoe?”

We don’t know Michael, but it musta been one crrrraaazzzzyy night.

Happy New Year kiddos!