B-Boy Limping

Anyone have $25,000 I can borrow?
October 6, 2009, 3:30 pm
Filed under: Weird Science | Tags: , ,

‘Cause I’m a little short and I just gotta have this cupcake car from the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog. They’ll customize it with any “topping” I want and if I run out of ideas of what to do with it they suggest I “Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom,” or “Crash parades!” or “Putter about the ‘hood” at 7mph.

So many options!

I will say, however, it’s sorta BS that I can’t eat it…


Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking: “7 miles per hour? My pug in a wheelchair can run faster than that!” While the image of your pug makes me extremely sad, you’re probably right. That’s a little slow. Which is why, if you’d rather, you can lend me the money for this His & Hers ICON A5 Sports Aircraft.

It’s only 10X as much, and it’s much more practical.

*UPDATE:* I’ve just been informed that the giant piano at FAO Schwarz also costs $250,000. Never mind; I want that instead.

[Via BWE]


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