B-Boy Limping

I want to snag a rich husband
February 28, 2009, 1:53 pm
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Once when I was in high school I was walking down the street when a stranger pulled up next to me in his car and said “don’t give it up until you have a ring on your finger” (This actually happened). Instead of running away I thanked the man and said yes, he had a point, and I would take his advice under consideration.

Anyway, a decade later that route is shot to hell. So I have a new plan: watch Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker, write down all the rules given by Patti Stanger, founder of the Millionaire’s Club, and follow them to the best of my ability. So far, here’s what I have:

1) Wear really slutty stilettos when going out. It’s even hotter if you wobble and look like you’re on the verge of breaking your ankles.
2) Don’t say how old you are until the third date. (Note to youngsters: this is also a great way to get alcohol if you’re underage). And,
3) Boobies, boobies, boobies.

Granted, I didn’t glean much from the show. But in my defense, it’s grating and there are lots of shiny objects, mainly breasts, that distract me. However, Patti did give me one quote for inspiration, helping me to set the bar for my standards: “When a guy says he drives a corvette it’s like saying I have a vagina.”

Ooh la la. Where do I sign?

Julia, dan, and the ‘stache at craftbar
February 28, 2009, 12:53 pm
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Mmmm… brunch.

are you the favorite person of anybody?
February 28, 2009, 12:46 pm
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February 28, 2009, 12:39 pm
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From a Blackbook Pop Quiz with B-Real
February 28, 2009, 9:52 am
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Q: What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?

A: Check all my weapons and smoke a joint


Stan and the ‘stache went to the Guggenheim
February 28, 2009, 9:50 am
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And they thought they should be in the Catherine Opie exhibit.


Danny and the ‘stache went to the gagosian
February 28, 2009, 9:36 am
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And they liked the Richard Prince prints.



This is Kristen
February 28, 2009, 7:28 am
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She made me a stuffed mustache for Christmas, and this is as much his blog as it is mine. You’ve already met him, but here he is again:


She’s a genius!

By way of introduction
February 28, 2009, 7:06 am
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“Enter the author, wearing a starry mantle and a crown of light.”

Pedro Calderon de la Barca, “The Great Theatre of the World”

Except, she is confused.

And she has no filter.

You may want to shut your eyes for this.


Overheard at the Blitzen Trapper show
February 28, 2009, 2:56 am
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A: You wouldn’t believe the topic for the bonus round of trivia. I knew all the answers!

B: What was it?

A: Pauly Shore.

Oh man, is my Furr showing?