Even though they’ve dropped your sponsorship, Accenture wants to you to know that there’s no hard feelings. In fact, they’ve got some friendly advice for you:
(From today at LaGuardia airport. Maybe it’s time to take the ad down?)
Filed under: Music, Nature!, New York | Tags: they also sell cool shit at the Wired store
Yesterday Stan and I hit the WIRED pop-up store for a shindig to raise awareness for next week’s climate change conference in Copenhagen.
At first Stan was confused. What did tiny burgers and Mark Ronson have to do with Kofi Annan and melting ice caps? Also, were they sure it was cool for her to shake her bum while the earth is falling apart?
But then Theophilus London took the stage (and showed a particularly comely audience member a pretty good time)…
And MTV VJ Quddus was digging it…
So Stan thought, ‘If Quddus and that comely audience member are into it, maybe there’s something to this.
Maybe one way to help the earth IS to shake my bum.’
Let’s party!
From an email from Resalin:
“Yesterday afternoon during my heinous drive back south from the hinterlands of Pflugerville during rush hour traffic, I saw a discarded pink blob lying on the side of the road. I thought it was a baby doll. When I finally, finally, got to it, I saw that it was a giant “flesh-colored” dildo. Amazing.”
Okay folks, now how did it get there?
Yes, I actually took the time to make this. (Sorry mom and dad.)
Filed under: 'Stache, New York, Theater | Tags: old people like Lady Gaga
So, I don’t usually hang out in the theater district, but after seeing this at a bar on Restaurant Row this weekend I might find myself inclined to visit the area more often:
The bar was called Bourbon Street, and these were middle-aged women in from the Hamptons.
Is one of them your mom? You should probably call her.
(Jori and I had fun too.)
I would name him Pablo and we would play and play and play…
But then he would probably bite me (’cause, contrary to this vid, they’re pretty aggressive) and force me to send him back to the ocean.
And I would say “Goodbye Pablo!
Gooodbyyyyeeeeeee!”
[via BuzzFeed]
